Oh, and speaking of allergies

do you know that women can develop an allergy to certain sperm?? Just goes to show.

I've been told that

Every second, Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate, and my question is, is that all?? Chocolate is the best thing in the world, long live Willy Wonka!
Have just found out I am allergic to cats. Have told the cats this but they continue in their evil tirade. Must find a way to destroy them.